Funny Scented Candle: Instead of Grandkids, May i Interest You in a Candle ?

Looking for the perfect gift for parents who keep asking, “When are the grandkids coming?” Here it is — a candle that says everything you wish you could, but with a delightful scent and no awkward dinner table confrontations.

This cheeky, eco-friendly candle is hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax and crafted to provide a cozy, calming atmosphere — because peace and quiet is the life you chose (and love). With a burn time of 50–60 hours, it lasts longer than your tolerance for unsolicited advice.

Choose from soothing scents like warm Vanilla Bean or crisp Fresh Balsam — no baby powder fragrances here. The sleek, reusable glass jar is perfect for re-gifting when the “When are you having kids?” questions get passed to your younger siblings.

It’s a thoughtful, funny, and slightly passive-aggressive gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because your patience has officially expired. 

Product features:
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic materials
- Reusable glass container for sustainability
- Variety of soothing scents including Vanilla Bean and Fresh Balsam
- Approx. 50–60 hours of cozy, judgment-free ambiance
- Crafted with 100% natural soy wax and a cotton wick

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children (that should be easy) and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.