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Childfree Women's T-Shirt: While Others Raise Kids I Raise A Glass
Childfree Women's T-Shirt: While Others Raise Kids I Raise A Glass
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| This hilarious childfree wine t-shirt is for women who've mastered the art of raising something that actually appreciates in value. While your friends are raising tiny dictators, you're raising your standards and your wine glass. Cheers to making the right childfree choice! |
Why Childfree Wine Women Love This Tee:
- Semi-fitted design - Flatters your childfree body that hasn't been wrecked by pregnancy
- Soft fabric - Comfortable for wine tastings and dodging baby shower invitations
- Durable construction - Survives more washes than most marriages with kids
- Ribbed collar - Keeps its shape better than your sanity would with children
Perfect Childfree Occasions:
- Wine nights with your equally wise friends
- Baby showers (as the only sane person there)
- Family dinners where you need liquid courage to defend your childfree choices
- Casual childfree gatherings and DINK meetups
- Gift for childfree women who've mastered adult beverages over baby bottles
Childfree Gift Perfect For:
- Childfree women who know their worth (and their wine)
- DINK couples with disposable income for good bottles
- Anyone trading diaper changes for wine exchanges
- Childfree friends who've perfected adult life
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
