Tired of hearing "You'll regret it!" from your relatives or random people from facebook? This badass hoodie is your middle finger to every breeder who insists you're missing out. Spoiler alert: We're not crying into our full night's sleep and disposable income.
A Beautiful Skull Surrounded by Flowers – because that's exactly what your ovaries/fertility looks like after you've made the conscious choice to keep them decorative rather than functional. Pretty? Yes. Productive? Hell no, and we love it that way.
Why This Hoodie Screams "I Chose Violence" (Against Societal Expectations):
Spacious kangaroo pocket - For your phone, keys, (or emergency birth control)
Adjustable drawstring hood - Perfect for hiding from playground moms who want to "educate" you about maternal instincts
Seamless construction - Like your childfree life plan – no loose ends, no accidents
Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend - Built to outlast your friends' marriages that "had to happen because of the baby"
Vibrant DTF prints - Bold enough to trigger every mom blogger in a 5-mile radius
Perfect For Pissing Off:
Relatives at family gatherings who think your uterus is a topic of public discussion
Strangers who feel entitled to comment on your life choices
Anyone who thinks children are "blessings" (we think they're expensive, loud mistakes)
People who say "it's different when they're yours" (yeah, worse)
Rock This Hoodie While:
Enjoying spontaneous 3 AM pizza runs without hiring babysitters
Sleeping in until noon because you can
Having white furniture and keeping it white
Spending your money on literally anything you want
Living your best life while others live for someone else
Wear it like the rebel you are – because choosing not to reproduce in a world obsessed with breeding is the most punk rock thing you can do. You're not just childfree, you're child-FREE, and this hoodie lets everyone know you're still not sorry about it and you will not regret it.
Designed for adults who refuse to apologize for their life choices.
